2021 is apparently the year I finally feel represented by television (despite hailing from the home of Dunder Mifflin and…
Forest Bathing On the Virginia Creeper Trail
I first learned about the concept of “forest bathing” this past spring. Apparently, The Biltmore offers it as one of…
Don’t Discount Fairview
I’ve mentioned before that I just barely live in Asheville. My apartment complex is the last complex on Alternate Route…
Religious Hypocrisy on the Big Butt Trail
I respect consistency. You could be a piece-of-shit person, but as long as you’re consistent and transparent about your shittiness,…
The “Let’s Come Together Like We Did on September 12th” Meme Is Trash, Featuring the One and Only Madison Cawthorn
Madison Cawthorn posted a gross 9/11 meme to his Instagram stories I want to rant about.
Why Do Tourist Towns Always Have “Gem Mines:” An Investigation
There’s a little “gem mining” shop on the route between Asheville and Brevard that always makes me laugh whenever I…
Performative Wokeness on the Banks of the French Broad
Performative wokeness is a plague, and this time we can’t even blame Instagram!
I Officially Found the Best Ice Cream in Asheville
After an arduous search, I’ve finally found the best Ice cream shop in Asheville.
Masked Back Up
A message to the anti-vaxxer, anti-masker crowd who’s pushed us back into mask-wearing again.
Gorgeous Sunsets and Cult Things at Black Balsam Knob
I’m using a group of who were most likely innocent Christian service leaders singing hymns at Black Balsam as an excuse to ask for cult podcast recommendations.