I’ve Had It…But Not With Weekday Hikes

I discovered a new podcast about two when who’ve had it with people right as I witnessed three people I’ve had it with…which makes solo week day hikes that much more enjoyable…and needed.

The Asheville Boomers Are Breaking

The title is indicative of what this piece is about. The generation once removed from The Greatest is horribly unwell.

I Found My New Tinder Bio at Bearwallow Mountain

I’m not going to bury the lead. My new Tinder bio will be “I enjoy travel, a nice dry red, … More

The Metaphorical Ladies of the Gold’s Gym Sauna Doth Protest Too Much, Me Thinks

There seems to be something about sitting and sweating half naked with a bunch of other men that makes Ashevillians of a certain age come to terms with their most homoerotic thoughts.

I Just Learned I Hate Dogs

I’ve always considered myself a dog person, until a very needy dog owner let me know otherwise.

Negative Vibes Welcome

There’s a store in Asheville that shall-not-be named that I’m somewhat obsessed with because it’s essentially the living embodiment of … More

The Most Infuriating Thing I’ve Seen in Some Time aka The Time I Was Triggered By Hipster Bullshit, and You Readers Get to Work Through Some Insecurities With Me (if you choose to read, obviously)

A couple of weeks back, my cousin Casey was visiting, and we decided to do a late Friday brunch at … More

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An Exploration of What Makes an Authentic Taco, Ending in a Defensive Cheeseburger Recommendation

A brutal DM attack leads me to discover what constitutes an authentic Mexican street taco, before pivoting to my favorite cheeseburger recommendation.