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An Exploration of What Makes an Authentic Taco, Ending in a Defensive Cheeseburger Recommendation

A brutal DM attack leads me to discover what constitutes an authentic Mexican street taco, before pivoting to my favorite cheeseburger recommendation.

You’re Wrong About

One of my new favorite podcasts of 2021 is called You’re Wrong About. You’re Wrong About has been on since … More

I’d Like to Speak to the Manager

In real life, I’m far less confrontational than I am in my writing. I’m one of the many people who … More

There’s No Excuse for Three Deviled Eggs

Three deviled eggs sit on a wooden serving board next to a plate of toasted sourdough.

The Trombatore Trail and a Short Rant About Leashing Your Dog

Since moving to Asheville, people who keep their dogs unleashed in public places, specifically hikes, have become one of the … More

Religious Hypocrisy on the Big Butt Trail

I respect consistency. You could be a piece-of-shit person, but as long as you’re consistent and transparent about your shittiness, … More

The “Let’s Come Together Like We Did on September 12th” Meme Is Trash, Featuring the One and Only Madison Cawthorn

Madison Cawthorn posted a gross 9/11 meme to his Instagram stories I want to rant about.

Masked Back Up

A message to the anti-vaxxer, anti-masker crowd who’s pushed us back into mask-wearing again.