I discovered a new podcast about two when who’ve had it with people right as I witnessed three people I’ve had it with…which makes solo week day hikes that much more enjoyable…and needed.
Tag: rants
The Asheville Boomers Are Breaking
The title is indicative of what this piece is about. The generation once removed from The Greatest is horribly unwell.
I Found My New Tinder Bio at Bearwallow Mountain
I’m not going to bury the lead. My new Tinder bio will be “I enjoy travel, a nice dry red, … More
The Metaphorical Ladies of the Gold’s Gym Sauna Doth Protest Too Much, Me Thinks
There seems to be something about sitting and sweating half naked with a bunch of other men that makes Ashevillians of a certain age come to terms with their most homoerotic thoughts.
I Just Learned I Hate Dogs
I’ve always considered myself a dog person, until a very needy dog owner let me know otherwise.
Negative Vibes Welcome
There’s a store in Asheville that shall-not-be named that I’m somewhat obsessed with because it’s essentially the living embodiment of … More
The Most Infuriating Thing I’ve Seen in Some Time aka The Time I Was Triggered By Hipster Bullshit, and You Readers Get to Work Through Some Insecurities With Me (if you choose to read, obviously)
A couple of weeks back, my cousin Casey was visiting, and we decided to do a late Friday brunch at … More
This Isn’t Law School, It’s a Sandwich Shop
One of my New Year’s Resolutions was to cut down my screentime. To help accomplish this, I’ve put daily timers … More
Support Your Local Print Media!
I hope you like shameless self promotion…
An Exploration of What Makes an Authentic Taco, Ending in a Defensive Cheeseburger Recommendation
A brutal DM attack leads me to discover what constitutes an authentic Mexican street taco, before pivoting to my favorite cheeseburger recommendation.