There’s a store in Asheville that shall-not-be named that I’m somewhat obsessed with because it’s essentially the living embodiment of … More
Tag: rants
The Most Infuriating Thing I’ve Seen in Some Time aka The Time I Was Triggered By Hipster Bullshit, and You Readers Get to Work Through Some Insecurities With Me (if you choose to read, obviously)
A couple of weeks back, my cousin Casey was visiting, and we decided to do a late Friday brunch at … More
This Isn’t Law School, It’s a Sandwich Shop
One of my New Year’s Resolutions was to cut down my screentime. To help accomplish this, I’ve put daily timers … More
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An Exploration of What Makes an Authentic Taco, Ending in a Defensive Cheeseburger Recommendation
A brutal DM attack leads me to discover what constitutes an authentic Mexican street taco, before pivoting to my favorite cheeseburger recommendation.
You’re Wrong About
One of my new favorite podcasts of 2021 is called You’re Wrong About. You’re Wrong About has been on since … More
I’d Like to Speak to the Manager
In real life, I’m far less confrontational than I am in my writing. I’m one of the many people who … More
There’s No Excuse for Three Deviled Eggs
Three deviled eggs sit on a wooden serving board next to a plate of toasted sourdough.
The Trombatore Trail and a Short Rant About Leashing Your Dog
Since moving to Asheville, people who keep their dogs unleashed in public places, specifically hikes, have become one of the … More
Religious Hypocrisy on the Big Butt Trail
I respect consistency. You could be a piece-of-shit person, but as long as you’re consistent and transparent about your shittiness, … More
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