This is the story about how I ended up sobbing in Asheville’s class movie house.
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The Real Reason I Troll Madison Cawthorn’s Instagram
A truly Sisyphean endeavor ends with a random Instagram user unwittingly assuaging my vanity.
You’re Wrong About
One of my new favorite podcasts of 2021 is called You’re Wrong About. You’re Wrong About has been on since … More
The “Let’s Come Together Like We Did on September 12th” Meme Is Trash, Featuring the One and Only Madison Cawthorn
Madison Cawthorn posted a gross 9/11 meme to his Instagram stories I want to rant about.
The Force is Strong in Asheville
What do Stars Wars and chicken piccata have in common? Nothing.
Eat Local
I first had Kilwins ice cream last summer when my parents visited Asheville over the 4th of July weekend. We’d spent the … More
Drink, Shop, Get Married
West Asheville is the Brooklyn of Asheville, and Asheville is really the Brooklyn of North Carolina, so you know West … More
Hey, you all!
Hey there. My name’s Pat, and as of February 1st, 2020, I became a misplaced Pennsylvanian and one of the … More
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