The “Let’s Come Together Like We Did on September 12th” Meme Is Trash, Featuring the One and Only Madison Cawthorn

Madison Cawthorn posted a gross 9/11 meme to his Instagram stories I want to rant about.

Why Do Tourist Towns Always Have “Gem Mines:” An Investigation

There’s a little “gem mining” shop on the route between Asheville and Brevard that always makes me laugh whenever I … More

Performative wokeness is a plague, and this time we can’t even blame Instagram!

Per Wikipedia, “Lifestyle creep, also known as lifestyle inflation, is a phenomenon that occurs when as more resources are spent … More

My mother texted me a couple weeks ago to tell me an acquaintance called another acquaintance who told her friend … More

I feel comfortable hypothesizing (you know, because of my WebMD doctorate) that a good 60% of wellness initiatives are just … More

I was in Florida in January. One of my trip’s highlights was introducing my Massachusetts-based cousin Mary to the wonder … More

Apparently, I’m starting to become a Sunday-stroll type guy in 2021. I’ve spent the last two Sundays not hiking, not … More

It’s been nearly a year since moving to Asheville, and besides the fact that the weather is consistently warmer, I … More

There’s a lot of feral children in my apartment complex. I don’t really see them much now that the weather … More