A Pennsylvania Racist on the Montford Park Tennis Courts

I’ve written about the difference between the Montford Park and Weaver Park tennis courts before, and still stand by these … More

Happy Endings at Sawhorse Restaurant

I randomly picked up this book called Deacon King Kong at the Orlando Airport back in February, simply based on … More

Mardi Gras Activism on the South Slope

I’ve never been to a Mardi Gras celebration. I don’t know if it’s just because it’s not as big a … More

The Real Reason I Troll Madison Cawthorn’s Instagram

A truly Sisyphean endeavor ends with a random Instagram user unwittingly assuaging my vanity.

This Isn’t Law School, It’s a Sandwich Shop

One of my New Year’s Resolutions was to cut down my screentime. To help accomplish this, I’ve put daily timers … More

Support Your Local Print Media!

I hope you like shameless self promotion…

You’re Wrong About

One of my new favorite podcasts of 2021 is called You’re Wrong About. You’re Wrong About has been on since … More

Religious Hypocrisy on the Big Butt Trail

I respect consistency. You could be a piece-of-shit person, but as long as you’re consistent and transparent about your shittiness, … More

The “Let’s Come Together Like We Did on September 12th” Meme Is Trash, Featuring the One and Only Madison Cawthorn

Madison Cawthorn posted a gross 9/11 meme to his Instagram stories I want to rant about.

Performative Wokeness on the Banks of the French Broad

Performative wokeness is a plague, and this time we can’t even blame Instagram!