I don’t remember exactly where I was when I stumbled upon what would become my favorite internet article of all … More
Friday Night and the Weirdos Are Out
Did you ever have a day where you felt like everyone around you was going absolutely crazy for no reason? … More
Performative Wokeness on the Banks of the French Broad
Performative wokeness is a plague, and this time we can’t even blame Instagram!
Skinny Dipping at Skinny Dip Falls: A Desperate SEO Grab
Can I rank high on Google for “Skinny Dip Falls” with a blatant SEO grab? Let’s find out!
The Kids Are Alright
There’s a lot of feral children in my apartment complex. I don’t really see them much now that the weather … More
When Asheville Stopped Being Polite, and Started Getting Real
I’m not a big believer in today’s reality television. It’s become too polished. Too produced. Everyone goes on with the … More
Dispatches From Out West: The Wildest Influencer in the Wild I’ve Ever Seen
This post’s featured image is the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone. I took it on a recent sojourn to Idaho, Montana, … More
Hiking Looking Glass Rock With the Dredges of Humanity
Approximately three quarters, maybe a little less, maybe a little more (no one will ever know since I’m Fitbit-less) into … More