The Most Infuriating Thing I’ve Seen in Some Time aka The Time I Was Triggered By Hipster Bullshit, and You Readers Get to Work Through Some Insecurities With Me (if you choose to read, obviously)

A couple of weeks back, my cousin Casey was visiting, and we decided to do a late Friday brunch at … More

Happy Endings at Sawhorse Restaurant

I randomly picked up this book called Deacon King Kong at the Orlando Airport back in February, simply based on … More

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An Exploration of What Makes an Authentic Taco, Ending in a Defensive Cheeseburger Recommendation

A brutal DM attack leads me to discover what constitutes an authentic Mexican street taco, before pivoting to my favorite cheeseburger recommendation.

Dopesick

I got my booster shot last week. I initially got the Johnson and Johnson one dose, and it kicked my … More

Wellness in the Time of Corona

I feel comfortable hypothesizing (you know, because of my WebMD doctorate) that a good 60% of wellness initiatives are just … More

A Less Creative Man Would Title This Post “A Tale of Two Cities”

Apparently, I’m starting to become a Sunday-stroll type guy in 2021. I’ve spent the last two Sundays not hiking, not … More

Cow-Selfie Hypocrisy

In 2016 my sister took the most perfect lamb-selfie to ever exist. We were at the beginning of an ill-fated … More

Law & Order at the Sauna House

Over the past couple of months, as we adjust to life in quarantine, my brother and I have had several … More

The Post Where I Become a COVID-Content Influencer

I have 5 posts just sitting in the queue right now waiting to be released, but full disclosure: it feels … More