This week, Instagram exploded with photos of the upper parkway’s foliage in peak bloom, so I decided to head up … More
Tag: People are the Worst
Madison Cawthorn Taught Me What a Negligee Is
It’s pretty delicious that a photo of Madison Cawthorn, the manliest man who’s ever manned, wearing women’s lingerie is the reason I know the difference between a negligee and a babydoll.
I Just Learned I Hate Dogs
I’ve always considered myself a dog person, until a very needy dog owner let me know otherwise.
Hi, Neighbor!
For years my family, friends, and acquaintances have labeled me a bad driver, something I’ll always argue against. Did I … More
Where to Find the Best Sunsets in Asheville, Even Though No One Cares Anymore
This is a post detailing what I believe to be the best places to watch a sunset in Asheville and Western North Carolina.
I’d Like to Speak to the Manager
In real life, I’m far less confrontational than I am in my writing. I’m one of the many people who … More
Dopesick
I got my booster shot last week. I initially got the Johnson and Johnson one dose, and it kicked my … More
A Tale of Two Tennis Courts
People not only start looking like their pets, but also the tennis courts they frequent.
Masked Back Up
A message to the anti-vaxxer, anti-masker crowd who’s pushed us back into mask-wearing again.
Scary Stories at Max Patch
We had a conversation at work last week about whether or not you’re safer from serial killers in your home … More
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