Did you ever have a day where you felt like everyone around you was going absolutely crazy for no reason?…
Coffee, Books, and the Discovery That I’m Potentially an Asshole
I love the Day Moon Coffee shop. I’m also probably an asshole.
Lessons In Giving No F***s
The children are not our future: the old men are.
A Tale of Two Tennis Courts
People not only start looking like their pets, but also the tennis courts they frequent.
The Trombatore Trail and a Short Rant About Leashing Your Dog
Since moving to Asheville, people who keep their dogs unleashed in public places, specifically hikes, have become one of the…
Black Balsam’s Midnight Mass
2021 is apparently the year I finally feel represented by television (despite hailing from the home of Dunder Mifflin and…
Forest Bathing On the Virginia Creeper Trail
I first learned about the concept of “forest bathing” this past spring. Apparently, The Biltmore offers it as one of…
Don’t Discount Fairview
I’ve mentioned before that I just barely live in Asheville. My apartment complex is the last complex on Alternate Route…
Religious Hypocrisy on the Big Butt Trail
I respect consistency. You could be a piece-of-shit person, but as long as you’re consistent and transparent about your shittiness,…
The “Let’s Come Together Like We Did on September 12th” Meme Is Trash, Featuring the One and Only Madison Cawthorn
Madison Cawthorn posted a gross 9/11 meme to his Instagram stories I want to rant about.