Tea With a Side of Smugness in West Asheville

Last week, I visited a West Asheville teashop that will remain nameless for this post. Despite being an avid tea … More

Dear Asheville, Pierogies Aren’t Pasta

Pierogies are not pasta Asheville. Stop serving them as such.

I’ve Had It…But Not With Weekday Hikes

I discovered a new podcast about two when who’ve had it with people right as I witnessed three people I’ve had it with…which makes solo week day hikes that much more enjoyable…and needed.

The Asheville Boomers Are Breaking

The title is indicative of what this piece is about. The generation once removed from The Greatest is horribly unwell.

I Found My New Tinder Bio at Bearwallow Mountain

I’m not going to bury the lead. My new Tinder bio will be “I enjoy travel, a nice dry red, … More

The Metaphorical Ladies of the Gold’s Gym Sauna Doth Protest Too Much, Me Thinks

There seems to be something about sitting and sweating half naked with a bunch of other men that makes Ashevillians of a certain age come to terms with their most homoerotic thoughts.