This is the story about how I ended up sobbing in Asheville’s class movie house.
The Real Reason I Troll Madison Cawthorn’s Instagram
A truly Sisyphean endeavor ends with a random Instagram user unwittingly assuaging my vanity.
This Isn’t Law School, It’s a Sandwich Shop
One of my New Year’s Resolutions was to cut down my screentime. To help accomplish this, I’ve put daily timers…
Support Your Local Print Media!
I hope you like shameless self promotion…
An Exploration of What Makes an Authentic Taco, Ending in a Defensive Cheeseburger Recommendation
A brutal DM attack leads me to discover what constitutes an authentic Mexican street taco, before pivoting to my favorite cheeseburger recommendation.
An Asheville Chain Restaurant Bar Crawl
I don’t remember exactly where I was when I stumbled upon what would become my favorite internet article of all…
You’re Wrong About
One of my new favorite podcasts of 2021 is called You’re Wrong About. You’re Wrong About has been on since…
I’d Like to Speak to the Manager
In real life, I’m far less confrontational than I am in my writing. I’m one of the many people who…
Dopesick
I got my booster shot last week. I initially got the Johnson and Johnson one dose, and it kicked my…
There’s No Excuse for Three Deviled Eggs
Three deviled eggs sit on a wooden serving board next to a plate of toasted sourdough.
AshevilleExplorer 