No One Asked for My Recipe for a Nice Little Sunday, and That’s OK

I’m often tickled by influencers of all success levels (but honestly, in this case, most tickled by those of middling-to-not-very … More

The Extonization of Asheville

There’s a town in the Philadelphia suburbs called Exton that my brother and I always use as a placeholder for … More

Between the ages of 18-21, I used to run out of gas all the time. I was young and dumb … More

My first two years in Asheville were all messed up by a little thing called Covid (it’s wild how long … More

Just this past weekend, at an unnamed boutique downtown, I watched two women purchase a combined $425.00 worth of Carhartt … More

Even though the bulk of the economy is built on and around it, the people of Asheville largely hate tourists. … More

It’s that time again for me to share in my eavesdropping and judging of the Haywood Road hipsters. It’s the … More

Arguably, no one had a better 2023 than my fellow Pennsylvania ex-pat Taylor Swift. Everyone wanted a piece of her. … More

Honestly, while all Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is the cryptic “you,” all I want around the holiday season is … More

I’m back with another edition of Overheard on Haywood Road, my semi-regular series chronicling the hipster nonsense one overhears when … More