There’s a town in the Philadelphia suburbs called Exton that my brother and I always use as a placeholder for … More
Tag: wokeness
The Carhartt-ization of Asheville
Just this past weekend, at an unnamed boutique downtown, I watched two women purchase a combined $425.00 worth of Carhartt … More
When Asheville Canceled the 4th of July
The citizens of Asheville mean what they say at all times.
Overheard on Haywood Road: Part 3
More hipster nonsense from Asheville’s hipster Mecca.
I’ve Had It…But Not With Weekday Hikes
I discovered a new podcast about two when who’ve had it with people right as I witnessed three people I’ve had it with…which makes solo week day hikes that much more enjoyable…and needed.
The Metaphorical Ladies of the Gold’s Gym Sauna Doth Protest Too Much, Me Thinks
There seems to be something about sitting and sweating half naked with a bunch of other men that makes Ashevillians of a certain age come to terms with their most homoerotic thoughts.
A Startling Look at Empathy at One of Asheville’s Wokest Coffee Shops
There’s a popular local coffee chain here in Asheville that I’m sure would like to describe its ethos as socially … More
Negative Vibes Welcome
There’s a store in Asheville that shall-not-be named that I’m somewhat obsessed with because it’s essentially the living embodiment of … More
Private Conversations
I find it rude when people have speakerphone conversations in public places. I realize there’s technically no difference between someone … More
Justice for the Moscow Mule…And Bone & Broth
Do you remember what a colossally dumb idea freedom fries were? For those who only remember them as a colossally … More
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