Have I gone on record yet saying that I think generally, waterfalls are overrated? I don’t hate them. A large … More
Tag: hikes
Religious Hypocrisy on the Big Butt Trail
I respect consistency. You could be a piece-of-shit person, but as long as you’re consistent and transparent about your shittiness, … More
Cow-Selfie Hypocrisy
In 2016 my sister took the most perfect lamb-selfie to ever exist. We were at the beginning of an ill-fated … More
Getting Hot on Cold Mountain
One of the first things I did upon learning I’d be moving to Asheville was to purchase both Cold Mountain … More
Getting Away from the Crowds at Schoolhouse Falls
If I’m not careful, someone who casually peers my blog and notices only the post cover-photos is going to think … More
My First Linville Gorge Hike
I’m titling this post “My First Linville Gorge Hike” because I can assure you it won’t be my last. I’ve … More