While I’m terrified of heights, my fear picks and chooses where and when it wants to manifest itself. I have … More
Tag: Deep Thoughts
People Who *LOVE* Asheville Don’t Even Know It Nearly Got Destroyed
A couple of weeks ago, I visited Washington, DC to attend a writing conference. I arrived early for sign in, … More
You Can Still Make Small Western North Carolina Towns Your Personality
I tried my hardest not to remain my cynical self in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Helene. I tried to … More
Guess Who’s Back?
Last summer, I stopped writing here at Asheville Explorer because I got unexpectedly laid off (unexpectedly laid off might sound … More
My Summer Hasn’t Been So Hot So Far
Not Hot Summer Part 1: Leg Gone If you’re one of the dozens—Fine!…less—regular readers, you’ve undoubtedly noticed that I’ve broken … More
Overheard on Haywood Road: Part 6
These were collected between January and May of 2024. As always, I will try and mostly fail, to give you … More
Sometimes Instincts Are Correct
One of my New Year’s Resolutions was to get less annoyed by people. I’m of the belief that, in general, … More
For Display Only
During Covid, my cousin Mikey lived in Asheville Air BnBs for two months. During his tenure here, we typically ended … More
The Extonization of Asheville
There’s a town in the Philadelphia suburbs called Exton that my brother and I always use as a placeholder for … More
Being a Fantastic Host Caused Me to Run Out of Gas For the First Time in Over Fifteen Years
Between the ages of 18-21, I used to run out of gas all the time. I was young and dumb … More