Tea With a Side of Smugness in West Asheville

Last week, I visited a West Asheville teashop that will remain nameless for this post. Despite being an avid tea … More

I’ve Had It…But Not With Weekday Hikes

I discovered a new podcast about two when who’ve had it with people right as I witnessed three people I’ve had it with…which makes solo week day hikes that much more enjoyable…and needed.

The Hominy Creek Outpost is Awesome. The Woman Who Brought Her Cat There Isn’t.

I once witnessed a woman bring her cat to swim at Hominy Creek and I think about it often.

My Horrible Asheville Food Day

This was the worst cumulative Asheville dining experience I’ve had in some time.

The Asheville Boomers Are Breaking

The title is indicative of what this piece is about. The generation once removed from The Greatest is horribly unwell.

I Found My New Tinder Bio at Bearwallow Mountain

I’m not going to bury the lead. My new Tinder bio will be “I enjoy travel, a nice dry red, … More

The Metaphorical Ladies of the Gold’s Gym Sauna Doth Protest Too Much, Me Thinks

There seems to be something about sitting and sweating half naked with a bunch of other men that makes Ashevillians of a certain age come to terms with their most homoerotic thoughts.