I’ve mentioned before that I just barely live in Asheville. My apartment complex is the last complex on Alternate Route … More
Author: brothwellp2
Religious Hypocrisy on the Big Butt Trail
I respect consistency. You could be a piece-of-shit person, but as long as you’re consistent and transparent about your shittiness, … More
The “Let’s Come Together Like We Did on September 12th” Meme Is Trash, Featuring the One and Only Madison Cawthorn
Madison Cawthorn posted a gross 9/11 meme to his Instagram stories I want to rant about.
Why Do Tourist Towns Always Have “Gem Mines:” An Investigation
There’s a little “gem mining” shop on the route between Asheville and Brevard that always makes me laugh whenever I … More
Performative Wokeness on the Banks of the French Broad
Performative wokeness is a plague, and this time we can’t even blame Instagram!
I Officially Found the Best Ice Cream in Asheville
After an arduous search, I’ve finally found the best Ice cream shop in Asheville.
Masked Back Up
A message to the anti-vaxxer, anti-masker crowd who’s pushed us back into mask-wearing again.
Gorgeous Sunsets and Cult Things at Black Balsam Knob
I’m using a group of who were most likely innocent Christian service leaders singing hymns at Black Balsam as an excuse to ask for cult podcast recommendations.
Skinny Dipping at Skinny Dip Falls: A Desperate SEO Grab
Can I rank high on Google for “Skinny Dip Falls” with a blatant SEO grab? Let’s find out!
The Force is Strong in Asheville
What do Stars Wars and chicken piccata have in common? Nothing.
